Lay Report #6

Me: “I have some yes.”

Her: “You have enough to let me have some? Just for a _____ later?”

Me: “Yes.. Im not really into _____. It just so happens that I have some. It’s not A LOT, enough for maybe a _____ or two. You can have it. I would get you more but its a little late to be calling my guy. Where exactly are you located?”

(She tells me her exact location. I will omit here for privacy reasons. She lives on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I am in Nassau County Long Island, and it is now 12:00 am on Monday morning - Here we go!)

Me: “Can you send a few pics of you. What is your age, nationality, stats?”

(Again I’ll omit specifics for privacy, but she’s Latin American) She also attached a photo. She’s beautiful.

Me: “Wow.. wanna move this to text? Whats your number, or just text me - I’m at _______”

I get a text almost instantly.

Her: “Hey, it’s _____”

Me: “Hey, so you wanna hang out?”

Her: “Yes, so you can bring ______ right?”

Me: “Yes.”
Me: “Do you have to get up early, for work or anything like that tomorrow?”

Her: “Why?”

Note: I am asking this as a “screening technique.” I’ve had so many meet ups like this, and if the girl is getting up early for work, meeting her at 1 am on a Monday morning can cause a major problem (see Lay Report #4). In addition, it’s now around 12:15 am at this point and I am about a 45 minute drive away from her.

Moving on..

Me: “Well I just want to make sure we have enough time. It’s probably going to be at least an hour before I get to you, and it’s already 12:15. What time can you hang out until?”

Her: “Around 2:30”

Me: “Wow.. I don’t know.. Thats cutting it a bit close.”

Her: “Don’t worry I’m not going to rush you out or anything. Just let me know soon if you’re coming.”

(I look at her pictures once more).

Me: “I’m coming. I’m leaving right now, I’ll be there at 1:00”

Her: “Okay, don’t forget the ______.”

Me: “Lol okay.”

I quickly get dressed, get condoms, cigarettes, 5 hour energy, gum, throw everything in a plastic bag and I race out the door.