How I Really Got My BA In College

I was living in an off-campus apartment building two months into my first semester of a two year BA program. I lived on the 22nd floor and my three friends Ray,Jim and Dan lived together on the 13th. As it was Friday night I threw a couple loads of laundry into the wash and went downstairs to cadge a few beers until the clothes were ready for the dryer. They were well into the sauce by the time I got there (it was about 9:30) and were watching the miss teen USA contest on TV.

I helped myself to a cold ale and joined Ray on the couch.

The girls were beautiful of course and we were making all sorts of rude comments - and making up fuck stories to try and out- bullshit each other.

This went on long enough for me to grab another beer when Jim made a comment that I would make a good-looking girl. I basically told him to get fucked and said I had to go get my laundry and would be back for more beers later on.

When I finally got the laundry transferred into some dryers that actually worked and got back downstairs again, Jim was sitting in the recliner all done up like a chick. I said What the fuck are you guys doing and Jim said that they were just wondering what it would feel like to dress like a girl and asked me if I had ever been curious about it? I said no way and Jim said I was just lying because pretty well all guys wondered at some time or another and that each of them were going to dress up and that I was going to go next.

Well I didn't really like the idea but I agreed I would dress if everyone else was going to so Jim took me into his bedroom and had me strip and put on all the clothes that he was wearing. It did feel pretty sexy- the nylons on my legs the black lacy bra and the tight white blouse and black mini I put on. Jim then did my face and I put on the black wig and white strappy shoes and he led me back into the living room. Ray and Dan were obviously impressed and said I looked really pretty without being slutty.

Then they said they didn't feel like playing dress-up anymore they just wanted to get wasted and make up some more bullshit stories.